Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...