Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...