Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...