Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Insulting to women
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Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
believing in leprechauns
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...