Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
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A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
No Hemorrhoids
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Why do gorillas have big noses?
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Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
5 flies in the kitchen
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More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...