Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Beware of drunken bears
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Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...