Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
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Long and Hard
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Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Boarding from what gate?
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Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?