A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...