The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...