Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...