The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...