A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...