President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...