What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
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I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
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To the Dump
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“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
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Telephone Difference
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