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Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
A yard sale
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IRS
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Absentminded Doc!
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Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...