Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...