Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...