The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...