Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...