Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...