Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...