What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.