Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...