A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...