On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...