I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...