Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...