Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...