Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...