Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...