What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...