ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
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Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...