Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...