Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...