Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...