IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...