Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....