Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...