A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...