If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
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This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...