Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...