Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...