Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...