If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...