Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...