The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...