Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...