Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...