A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...