Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...