I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...